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11 April 2026

£100m classroom satellite thermostat plan a “waste of money”

NB – this article was originally published as an April Fools story. Plans to spend £100m installing satellite-linked thermostats in every college classroom in England to improve learning conditions have been labelled a “waste of money” and symptomatic of a “nanny state”. Skills minister Matthew Hancock announced yesterday that the Department for Education would be […]

Nick Linford

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NB – this article was originally published as an April Fools story.

Plans to spend £100m installing satellite-linked thermostats in every college classroom in England to improve learning conditions have been labelled a “waste of money” and symptomatic of a “nanny state”.

Skills minister Matthew Hancock announced yesterday that the Department for Education would be able to monitor the temperature in every college classroom by 2017. He said classrooms were often too hot or too cold, and that the varying temperatures were disrupting learners.

It comes after Stockport College was told by Ofsted that classroom temperatures “vary too much across the college” and that some rooms were “too hot to be conducive to learning”. It also comes after research by the American Healthy Schools initiative showed test scores rose in classrooms which were not too cold or too warm.

This diagram demonstrates how the devices will communicate with the DfE, Ofsted and Colleges.
A diagram showing how the devices will communicate with the DfE and colleges

But the investment – half of which will cover the cost of the equipment itself and the other half will be spent on the infrastructure – has been criticised by some sector leaders.

Lynne Sedgmore, chief executive of the 157 Group, said: “This new initiative runs contrary to consistent claims by the government that FE colleges have full autonomy and are being encouraged to be more mature and independent.

“Not only is this a waste of money when other significant financial cuts are being made, it also reflects a growing lack of trust. It is symptomatic of an ever expanding nanny state interfering more and more on the frontline.

“The satellite link smacks of the advent of Big Brother in our classrooms. The 157 Group is totally opposed to this initiative and can see nothing to welcome.”

Under the plans, the £800 wireless ambiance sensory testing equipment units, developed by Prafilloso Ltd, will be installed in every college classroom, and will link via the government’s non-essential services satellite directly to the Department for Education’s maintaining educational excellence action team, based at the Department for Education’s new headquarters at at the Old Admiralty Building

Skills minister, Matthew Hancock testing out the new control panel facilities at Prafilloso Ltd in Derby.
Skills minister Matthew Hancock testing out the new control panel facilities at Prafilloso Ltd in Derby

 

Mr Hancock said: “As someone who studied at an FE college, I know how important it is to get working conditions in classrooms just right, and the right temperature is an essential part of that. Recent research shows us that learners perform better if their classroom is the ideal temperature.

“During visits to several colleges over the winter, I found myself having to put on a v-neck jumper because classrooms, especially those in older college buildings, were not heated to an acceptable level.

“That is why I am delighted to announce today a £100m investment in technology to ensure that we know when colleges aren’t doing their bit to make sure their learners are as comfortable as possible.

“Information collected through this state-of-the-art equipment, installed in every college classroom in England, will be used by the government to monitor colleges to ensure our students are learning in a suitably healthy environment.”

According to the Association of Teachers and Lecturers, rooms where a normal level of physical activity is expected, such as classrooms or libraries, should be heated to 18C, while areas like gyms and drama workshops should be around 15C. Other rooms where there is a lower-than-normal level of activity like sick rooms are required to be heated to 21C.

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36 Comments

  1. Colin Evans

    April fool

  2. Sam-i-am

    Good April Fool,Nick

  3. Ian

    LSECT – Always first with the hot issues.

  4. Ian

    FEWeek – Always first with the hot issues! It’s outrageous to think that Hancock would try to control colleges in this way.

  5. Karen Redhead

    Very good but I hope this is an April fool? One cannot always tell these days 🙂

  6. Dave Malachi

    An almost convincing April Fools day joke! Hilarious (although given this Government’s thinking, almost plausible!)

  7. David Mcloughlin

    April fool’s

  8. lindsay mccurdy

    haha

  9. Ricky Bobby

    Like a lot of govt IT projects, this £100m is going to be the tip of the iceberg.
    I worked on the early stages this project and we identified a problem with measuring the data because any device installed near a radiator or open window gives false readings.
    I know there is more public money due to be allocated to sort out this problem, and like all things of this kind, it’s a massive gravy train for those involved (ashamed to say I made a fair bit myself from this) and due to be a massive embarrassment for the government.

    1. Julie

      April Fool……..

  10. Jenny

    Haha, April fools! You gotta get up early to catch me out 😉

    1. The Auditor

      “It is pretty early in the morning!”

      -Deathstalker 2: Duel of the Titans.

  11. Lukey

    This is a better option than the plan for apprenticeships. All turning into a joke, never mind just on April 1st.

  12. Chris

    Thank goodness it’s April the first! This got me worried for a moment.

  13. Peter Cobrin

    I prefer spaghetti trees……………

  14. Carolynne Thurlbeck

    April 1st!!!!!

  15. Roland Gift

    I invariably end up having to don a cardigan in the winter.

  16. Andy

    Is this an april fools?

  17. Jane

    This is clearly an April Fool joke ….

  18. Dan

    April Fool?
    Do I get a FE Week Mug for spotting this?

  19. Ms Greta Jake

    I personally think that Prafilloso Ltd is a mixed up organisation – typical of what you’ll find today!

  20. Peter James

    What day is it today??

  21. David Willett

    It is the 1st April….You couldnt make it up if you tried…its nearly as funny as the original Hancock’s half hour. Someone get him off…

  22. The Spoiler

    April Fools anyone.

  23. Aidan Brooks

    £100 million to MONITOR classroom temperatures?!

    Why not set an agreed temperature and ask colleges to comply? Surely this will ultimately be the outcome anyway.

    Or save £99 million and issue every FE student with a ‘v neck’ jumper!

    **BREAKING NEWS**

    From 2017 all Ofsted reports will incorporate an Energy Efficiency Report and inspectors will offer advice on insulation and draft excluders….

  24. Mark C

    April 1st people.

  25. Lisa

    April Fool???

  26. Steven Mitchell

    Prafilloso = April Fools

    Nice one.

  27. D

    1 April?

  28. Steven Mitchell

    Wireless Ambiance(sic)Sensory Testing Equipment …. = mnemonic ‘WASTE’. Lots of little things in this article that make me smile; quite a lot of effort too.

  29. Tony Warren

    The success of this initiative in an eco-conscious age will depend critically on the state of window catches and seals. This should be part of the CIF and Ofsted should include observation of a representative sample in its standard inspection programme.

  30. Country Bumpkin

    Mmmmmn – Just been looking for Prafilloso ltd on Companies Hse. It appears to be a subsidiary of Gramana Corp. of which a certain someone is an executive director…..

  31. Gemma Hall

    Surely this is an April Fool’s article?!

  32. AFD

    Love it! The shot of Matthew Hancock at the ‘panel’ especially made me smile!

  33. Rosie Ross

    Good One FE week
    definitely got a debate going:)

  34. Aidan Brooks

    Ummm… Obviously I knew this was a joke… Thanks Nick

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